Hilariously Specific Times People And Stuff Got Singled Out

Eric Lund

Feb 27, 2022 3:00 PM EST

Statistically speaking, we should all have to deal with a similar amount of cartoonish hardship. We should all, at some point, have to come home and say "well today a bunch of seagulls chased me into an open sewer, and that's why instead of using the front door I am crawling out of the toilet." In a fair and just world, this would happen to everyone at least once. But for some totally unknown reason, that particular outcome is pretty uncommon.

There are times when the universe chooses one person and says "it's your day, buttercup." Sometimes it's totally merited when people and things are singled out, other times it's completely random. But at least it's always interesting when you walk into an establishment and there's a sign that says "welcome everyone except Todd and you know why." It's just one of those humorously absurd times people and things got singled out.

So good luck out there. Hopefully the universe hasn't chosen you.